10 Point Plan For Rebuilding The US After Bush’s Destruction by Professor Moonbat

The Citizens for Legitimate Government have a 10 point plan to restore legitimate government to the United States. Finally moonbats far and wide can rejoice, someone on their side actually has a plan. And what a great plan it is. The plan is set forth in straight forward language instead of the usual contrived niceties of the left. Here you go libtards here are your marching orders now get busy.

10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush’s Destruction

Bush has blown up the world. Now the onus is on Democrats to say how they would put it back together. Nice move.

Wholly crap the world has been blown up aarrrggghhhh!!! What are we gonna do? Were all gonna die!! :cwy:

I say, resist and tell it like it is. The war and the domestic crisis are the messes that Georgie made. Here are the steps I suggest to remedy this terrible situation.

TERRIBLE I say!

1. Tell the people that George Bush and his friends are killers, liars, and thieves and that not only shouldn’t they listen to him and them, but that they all belong in jail.

Check, done!

2. Get George and his friends out of the way -impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison where they belong. No more reason to be afraid of what they say, calling opposition ‘cut-and-run’ Democrats. Let them say it from prison and see if they can ‘cut-and-run’ from behind bars.

Better yet let’s put em in Gitmo, classify them as enemy combatants and torture them.

3. Get the people he deployed to the disaster out of the disaster.

Yes get the National Guard out of New Orleans, great idea.

4. Rebuild the US first. Rebuild the schools, roads, infrastructure, housing, education system, medical insurance and other needs neglected by the Republicans over the last eight years, as they went on their killing spree and spent all of our money.

This one will be hard to do when all the conservatives are in the gulag, there will be no one left that is actually willing to work.

5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.

Yes freedom of speech for everyone but republicans, yes! Shut your stupid mouth! Lets get started working on reversing Global Warming by sitting in our parents basements waiting for our checks to arrive. We all know Global Warming is just an excuse to tax rich people, the earth will start cooling by itself like it always does.

6. Revoke all the tax cuts made by the criminal Bush clan.

Really we don’t have to worry about this one all the people who pay taxes will be in internment camps.

7. Remove all the “Justices” put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.

Justices for none, woo hoo!

8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid “reform” and the provisions attached to the ‘no-child-left-behind’ scam. Surely Bush was left behind.

Bush is the stupidest criminal genius of our times. Wait that doesn’t make sense. Nothing to see here moving on.

9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

Really though don’t bother considering this if we get the first 8 done their will be no republicans or a Constitution.

10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.

And we can force people to turn in their neighbors if they suspect they are having conservative thoughts. We can burn them alive in ovens just like the dirty Zionist Jooooooooooooooos!

Send Dr. Rectumenwald and email (mdr2@andrew.cmu.edu) letting him know how great his plan is and while you are at it let his employer (Carnegie Mellon University Office of the President) know what a special guy he really is.

(ht DUmmie FUnnies)