10 Reasons To Stop Blogging
I have received a few emails asking if I have stopped blogging. The answer is NO! Sorry for yelling. This question got me thinking. What are some legitimate reasons to stop blogging and so I present to you…
10 Reasons To Stop Blogging
- It’s sooooo hard. — Blogging is hard, in fact it is so hard sometimes I spend all day doing it and never even write an article. Maybe that is just me being lazy? No its probably just really hard.
In fact blogging is so hard you probably should not attempt it at home. It is much easier to get up every morning at 5am and drive an hour to make money for someone else. When you make someone else rich they will more than likely throw you some table scraps to keep you alive long enough to get up the next day and make them some more money. What person in their right mind would want to work an hour a day for the chance to retire at the age of 35? Don’t blog, its soooooo hard.
- You are taking readers away from the MSM. — How dare you. You are so selfish. Don’t you realize that writing should be left to the professionals that got a real education in the indoctrination systems of the government schools? How dare you think you have something useful to add to society. Only a heartless bastard would take food off the golden tray tables of corporate media types. What will we ever do without the media telling us what to do? Because of you cats and dogs will be living together soon.
- TV — Wholly crap So You Think You Can Dance? is on. That is much more important than blogging. What will happen if I don’t watch TV 24 hours a day? I’m sure the earth will start spinning backwards and up will become down. I don’t want to be the reason that the world explodes so I better stop blogging.
- I don’t want to be a geek! — If someone calls you a geek because you blog you will never be able to recover, so stop blogging now. No one will date you, you will be alone, and someone might call you GASP a nerd. Don’t worry about the fact that nerds and geeks own everything and that all the cool people probably work for a geek, the important thing to remember is that under no circumstance would you every want to be considered a geek. Besides all the cool people use Facebook and Linkedin they would never be caught blogging.
- Blogging can cost money. — Blogging might cost you $7.95 each month to host your own blog. That means you might have to do without 2 trips to Starbucks each month! How will you survive?
There is no way to make that $7.95 a month back by blogging. No one can make money blogging.To make money blogging is just plain evil. The internet is supposed to be free. How dare you try to make a living by putting annoying ads on your blog so that your family can eat. A real American would never blog for fun and money. Your family should starve to death before you ever consider quitting your job and blogging full time to pursue your happiness.
- You might actually have to use some creativity. — You mean I might have to think creatively? Yep. If that is not enough of a reason to stop blogging then you might just be hardheaded.
- New friends. — I know we all have too many friends. We also have to much money and fun. Why run the risk of meeting new and interesting people? Stop blogging now.
- You might learn something. — Eject! Eject! Eject! Learning hurts. You can get headaches just remembering important things like American Idol winners, which way your pants go on, and to breath. Why fill your head with information that can set you free? It is much safer being told what to do than being expected to learn the meaning of integrity.
I’ve learned things like how to install WordPress, how to podcast, and how to discover your real purpose in life. Now that I think about it, I could have used all that time I spent learning online by blogging to drink myself retarded in a nightclub and hooking up with hot chicks. Hot chicks don’t like smart people. You should leave the learning to the nerds that read your test results at the VD clinic.
- No one will read your blog. — The Big Geek Bloggers get 100,000+ people reading their blog each day, you don’t have a chance at finding more than 2 people (your mom and Mike the troll) to read your blog. We all know that the professional bloggers had 100,000 readers the first day they started their blogs. Look at you, you have been blogging for 4 months and only 1,000 people have visited your blog so far. That is all the proof you need right there to know that blogging will never lead to anything. Instapundit was born with a feed reader up his butt, you would do much better giving up and admitting that you are not an internet celebrity and never will be.
- There is porn on the internet. — Why are you even reading this? There is porn on the internet. I know you tell yourself that you read blogs for the articles. That’s like saying you read Playboy for the articles. It’s a lie. If you start a blog you will have less time to surf the net for nude pictures of your favorite celebrities. Women love guys that spend all day surfing for porn in their parent’s basement.
What are some of the reasons you think people should stop blogging?
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ShadowFox
How many of those thousands of readers from elsewhere have written to “tell you what a moron you are”? hehe…
July 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pmLummpy
I think we should stop blogging, and that we should just join a chat room.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:02 pmLOL
Kat
I think a good reason to stop blogging is because you STOLE MY SHIRT!!!! LOLOL
(Seriously. I have that shirt: it’s my required uniform for blog conferences and other blogging activities.)
– Kat
July 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pmhttp://www.CatHouseChat.com
Wild Bill
Kat is that you under that shirt? Justin says they look nice.
July 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pmFeve
lol - very nice post, i can digg it.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:36 pmLummpy
Ok I got it !!!!! We can stop Blogging in just look at Kat in her T Shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2007 at 7:40 pmBill what do say about that reason
FIAR
You have stolen several precious Pr0n surfing minutes from my life by not quitting blogging.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:07 pmRosemary
I WILL NEVER QUIT! I have been writing for a few years now, and I don’t have a following. It is their loss, I tell myself before I cry myself to sleep. All those hours. All that research. All those warnings. All those requests. Oh, the of it all!
July 18th, 2007 at 11:48 pmRosemary
Yeah, and I can’t write comments very either! It is supposed to read, “Oh, the INJUSTICE of it all!”
Another thing, WB. Who says there are not any HOT Chicks blogging? Have you ever seen Michelle Malkin? WOW! (Not my type in that way, but I know hot when I see it. lol)
July 18th, 2007 at 11:51 pmLummpy
Rosemary, pleas do not say Michelle Malkin!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 2:10 amShe ia a real Bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosemary
Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin!
I do not care what anyone says, she is the bomb!
She is NOT a b*tch. She is a very nice LADY.
Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin!
Did I happen to mention that I like her as a person?
Well, I do. She gets info. that most of us cannot or do not, and she is a very artful writer.
What is your problem with her? Maybe I can help you.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:54 amLummpy
Well it is not my place to say, Yet, she tried to rip my best friend Bill. Yes, the very same Bill. that is hosting this Blog.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:23 amThat is all am going to say, if you want more info, you have to ask Bill.
I used to like her till she tried to attack Bill without cause. Sorry, I do not want piss anyone off, am a good guy.
Rosemary
Dear Lummpy,
I am upset. I was teasing you. I had no idea of that which you speak. I’m sorry if something happened, but how I am I supposed to know everything? MY GOD, I get that Here! LOL. Seems I can’t go anywhere without people thinking I’m some kind of smart or something.
Maybe they’re on to something? …
July 19th, 2007 at 7:36 amRosemary
I am NOT upset…One of these days I’m going to write an email with no errors and go into shock! LOL
July 19th, 2007 at 7:39 amRosemary
See what I mean? This is a comment, not an email! LOL
July 19th, 2007 at 7:40 amFIAR
Um, yeah Rosemary, that’s not a very good person to sing the praises of around these parts. I don’t think she’s all that good looking either.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:38 amWild Bill
Hey Rosemary, thanks for stopping by. I’m not gonna get into the MM thing. You can find out more about my issue with her here. There was a time when she would have been on my short list of hot chicks on the internet.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:04 pmRosemary
WB, I’m going to read that as soon as I get the chance. Right now, I’m writing to my Angel in Afghanistan. I just got off the phone with a police officer who kind enough to return my call. (Someone left a child porn address on my Loving God Holy site, so I tried to find out how to do something about it. I had no idea there was a problem or I would have said Ann Coulter or Laura Ingraham are hot chicks! Just take a look at our convention and the dems convention. Check out the women. See who has more babes.
Have a great day. You’re alright in my book! 
July 19th, 2007 at 1:26 pmLummpy
Rosemary; It is ok ; now do not get upset with yourself. I knew you was joking in the first place, I was just going a long with the joke.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:44 pmSo I hope you comeback here on Bill’s site. So have a goodday.
Rosemary
Upset? What’s that? LOL. Of course I will come back. WB is a great guy. I’ll be coming to your site, too!
July 20th, 2007 at 12:30 amLummpy
thank you Rosemary, am looking forward to seeing on my site. LoL
July 20th, 2007 at 5:19 amBigMike
WB thinks Laura Ingles is hot!!! She’s got your house on the prairie!!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 pmRosemary
Well, I finally got it right! Good to know.
July 24th, 2007 at 1:36 amWild Bill
Rosemary you almost always get it right!
July 31st, 2007 at 1:34 pmRosemary
Ah, gosh. What can I say to that? Thank you sounds too accepting. LOL.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:53 pm