Ban Ugly Nude People
Let’s face it the only reason Brattleboro, Vermont temporarily banned public nudity is because ugly nude old people decided to screw it up for the rest of us. Damn ugly old nude people. Its time to ban ugly nude people and keep them where the belong: on the internet. Who’s with me?

























Dr. Zaius
You’ll notice that they didn’t bother banning it last year when it was mostly teenagers doing it…only this year when the old farts decided to get in on things. Bastards!
July 18th, 2007 at 2:56 pmWild Bill
and why didn’t I have my camera?
July 18th, 2007 at 3:51 pmLummpy
Hello : hey I thought there was porn here. Oh well; I guess I have to keep surfing for those nude pics.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:06 pmWild Bill
No porn and I have officially banned ugly old nude people.
July 18th, 2007 at 5:59 pmLummpy
Damn It !!!!!! Bill give your Brother a Break, we need Porn!!!!!! Just kiddin
July 18th, 2007 at 7:37 pmFIAR
Banning does not go far enough.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:12 pmBigMike
Hey, hey hey! Don’t get me in the middle of your little necked trainspotting. I didn’t do it, you can’t prove it, you don’t have any DNA! Don’t you people watch CSI?
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:33 pm