Black Friday? Why It Gotta Be Black?

There is no way the Passionate wife is going to get me out of the house today. There are crazy bitches with credit cards laying siege on Wal-Mart today. I could charge with my BACON covered bludgeoning club and Monger my way to the bargains, but why? I only need so much carnage, such is the life of a member of the Horde. Frank J probably went shopping today for ass-less pink chaps, he’s gay like that.

I think I just saw the dainty Frank J getting his ass handed to him on TV. I think that is him with the banana in his monkey faced mouth.

The little band-aid on your puny head pales in comparison to the wrath of fury that the Monger Horde is preparing to unleash on you Frank J. Make sure to check the deals on Mercurochrome and ace bandages. The streets will run red with the blood of Frank.

Update: Sorry I got so carried away with Frankmongering I forgot to ask this question. Why they gotta call it Black Friday? I feel so left out!

Cross posted @ Monger Horde