Bright Idea For Cleaning Up Trash At The Border
I’m a guy so it goes with the territory that I like to solve problems and destroy things all at the same time. Sometimes I like to take things apart and tell my wife that it was broke and put it back together. This proves my manhood and that I am useful (and for this I am sometimes rewarded, ARRRR.) To celebrate my handiness I first hide the extra parts left from my repairs and then beat my chest and grunt.
When I heard that undocumented citizens have left tons of garbage on the southern border, an idea as bright and environmentally friendly as Compact Fluorescent Light bulbs popped into my head. Conservatives want the dirty brown skinned people out of their country and Liberals want to destroy the country the environment cleaned up. What if we could solve both problems at the same time? We could have the first bipartisan win-win solution since cats and dogs signed the ceasefire in 1902.
The Plan
The conservatives are too busy working and paying taxes to take a day off and round up a person just trying to make a better life for themselves and their family. The liberals are too busy trolling conservative blogs, curling up in the fetal position sucking their thumbs, and reading libtard websites. One thing the right and the left can agree on is that deporting 12 million aspiring immigrants is a job that Americans just don’t want to do. Hell that’s the goberment’s job. That’s why we voted them into office, we can’t expel an invasion ourselves when we have highly qualified leaders in Washington.
Every American that either hates beaners or wants to save the environment needs to drive to a day labor location, pick up a river swimmer, give them a gun (loaded with blanks, but don’t tell the taco breath) tell him you have a job for him that American just wont do and explain to him he is to roundup 20 green cardless immigrants and walk them to the border at gun point. Along the way they are to demand the displaced Mexican nationals pick up all the trash. Once they reach the border they are to say, “now start walking south until you get to the first city that looks like Detroit.”
Problem solved
We know liberals will like this idea because if they don’t all conservatives have to do is stop paying taxes and all the liberals will starve to death (wow another bright idea!) I’m left pondering one question: would conservatives agree to this plan?
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Skul
The plan has merit. Good to go.
June 21st, 2007 at 1:06 amDavid
I’m almost on board. Not with the “beaners” pejorative, though. In high school (40-mumble years ago… +), most of my friends were what you would probably term “beaners”–just LEGAL “beaners”, good folks. It’s the damned outlaws I want herded back into their well-earned slums south of the border, where the ricos who rule Mexico can start taking responsibility for the way their social policies have left one of the richest nations on earth (per capita, Mexico is arguably MORE resource wealthy than the U.S.–a bunch of ricos sitting on a gold mine and making sure the gold ONLY sticks to THEIR fingers–kinda like Bush’s big bidness cronies want to work the deal here in the U.S. by using unskilled Latino labor to drive down the American standard of living, while reaping any rewards for only themselves).
Nah. I’d be happier if citizens who finked on illegals weren’t persecuted by authorities who refuse to take any action to round up and deport these outlaws. Heck, we could have 99% of ‘em gone in 6-9 months or less if the bastards who hire ‘em were put on chan gangs at hard labor and citizens were offered a small reward for turning illegals in. (Sh… oot, I could retire a wealthy man in six months or less on a $2,000/head reward (alive and healthy, of course. What do you think I am?) … without ever leaving America’s Third World County. *heh*)
But “beaners”? Not in my vocabulary. Known too many good, honest, decent, LEGAL immigrants from Mexico to go there.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:49 pm