Build a burger…err Administration.
I was thinking today of who I’d want to get the nomination and win the presidency in the upcoming election. But then I thought why stop there? Why not pick out the whole darn administration.
Below are some of my picks (out of living and available people) for various positions. What would yours be?
- President: Tom Tancredo
- Vice President: Rick Jore
- Secretary of War*: Paul Van Riper
Secretary of Education:Department Eliminated- Secretary of Treasury: Walter E. Williams
- Secretary of State: Russel Honore
- Secretary of Health and Human Services: Laura Schlessinger
- Secretary of Energy: Dick Cheney
- Secretary of Homeland Security: Conrad Burns
- Secretary of Labor: Ross Perot
* - That’s right we’d be renaming it back to it’s old name, the War Department. No more of this DOD nonsense, it’s time to send a message to China, Iran and Russia that the good ol politically correct days are over. An while we’re at it let’s make some changes in the Congress too like reconvening the HUAC.
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Robert
Good choices but I wouldn’t get rid of the education Dept. I’d turn it over to someone like Ann Colter or Rush Limbaugh, liberalism is a mental disorder and they might be able to rid the system of it.
We need someone in the Admin like Joe Arpajo (Sheriff in A.Z.) to straighten out our prison system.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:11 amfmragtops
Heh, I covered this back before my my blog blew up.
Here’s my contribution.
February 28th, 2007 at 9:22 amthe Grit
Hi Wild Bill,
President: Condoleezza Rice
Vice President: Jeb Bush
Secretary of War*: Hulk Hogan
Secretary of Education: Ted Kennedy. Once he gives up his Senate seat, then Department Eliminated
Secretary of Treasury: Donald Trump
Secretary of State: Newt
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Laura Schlessinger
Secretary of Energy: Ben Stein
Secretary of Homeland Security: Karl Rove
Secretary of Labor: Whoever is running Wal*Mart
the Grit
February 28th, 2007 at 1:30 pmSmoke Eater
As long as I am picked for Secretary of OFFENSE, I’ll go with either Grit or SF on the others.
February 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pmShadowFox
I would nominate you for UN ambassador Smokey but it’d be unnecessary as I’d be kicking the UN out after withdrawing us from it.
February 28th, 2007 at 9:59 pm