Captain Kirk and She Hulk: Green Sex Is Good Sex!
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For those who like to make love to the soundtrack of the global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth, Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for “getting it on for the good of the planet,” suggesting “you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet.” TreeHugger, an online magazine edited by Ontario’s Michael Graham Richard, has just published a guide on “how to green your sex life.” The famed adult store Good Vibrations announced last week they would no longer sell sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike. (link)
For some people the thought of green sex makes them want to hurl. “They don’t know what they are missing,” says
I must admit when first thought about the idea of green sex it sorta irked me, but after talking to She Hulk I might just have to keep a more open mind in the future.
Do you think green sex is a good idea?
Also Blogging About, Green Sex:
- Jackie Danicki: ‘Green’ sex: As appealing as it sounds
- LittleOleLady: ‘Green Sex’ Promoted to help Protect the Environment…
- PoliPundit.com: Green sex
- The Jamoker: I like that Green Sex & Ham, Sam I Am!
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Wild Bill
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March 7th, 2007 at 7:10 pmShadowFox
Come on now Bill, we all know you go for those “exotic” types.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pmfmragtops
I’d so hit the She-Hulk. You know what they say, once you go green, you’ll now what they mean!
March 7th, 2007 at 8:37 pmWild Bill
No one would think you were an F 2.0 if you got with the She Hulk and lived to tell the tale.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:33 pmJoshua
You know, this is insane. Sex this, sex that. “Oh, you’re just a virgin, you don’t know what you’re talking about.” I’m a virgin who has survived just fine without sex to this point in my life. Not that sex itself is bad, but when you make it your god, that is a big problem (kind of like money–nothing wrong with being rich, but there is something wrong with being greedy).
Sex is not all there is to enjoying life. http://follyofjsb2.blogspot.com/2007/01/sex.html
March 7th, 2007 at 10:31 pmfmragtops
True dat, yo. Sex is not all there is to enjoying life. Sex with muscular green comic book characters is!
March 8th, 2007 at 11:52 amFIAR
I’m a virgin who has survived just fine without sex to this point in my life.
This is voluntary?
March 8th, 2007 at 8:05 pmJoshua
“Flee fornication. All sin that a man does is outside his body; but who ever commits fornication sins against his own body.”
You need a better answer?
March 8th, 2007 at 8:08 pmJoshua
Start attacking people’s pet sins, you’ll see how much they love Jesus (John 7:7).
March 8th, 2007 at 8:42 pmFIAR
By golly, you’re right Joshua. I don’t love Jesus. I don’t even believe he was real.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:16 am