Denounce Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Guilty Of Making Republicans Look Bad

Lewis “Scooter” Libby has made all conservatives look bad. What will the libtards think of us if we don’t kick his CIA identity leaking, lying A out of the party. He should never come to CPAC again. All the good things that have happened by us denouncing and condemning Ann Coulter have been negated and relegated to the back page. Everyone is laughing at us because of the embarrassment that is Scooter Libby.

This will not stand all Republican candidates and leading country club bloggers must sign a petition to have Libby tarred and feathered and put in a tank with sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads. There is no room for truth bigots like Libby. Also how embarrassing is it to have a knuckle dragging inbred mouth breather named Scooter in our Grand Old Party? Real conservatives have names like Reginald, Winston, and William. Libby should have known that he was going to make the party look bad by being a conservative and not immediately resigning the minute a liberal called him Hitler.

Lewis “Scooter” Libby is going to tarnish our already sanctimonious names by appealing the guilty ruling of the very non-partisan investigation. For the good of Republicans everywhere we should immediately demand Scooter be written out of the history books and we should turn our backs on him if he dares show his face again. Out damn spot, OUT!!!

Update: I just had a discussion with someone who called me ridiculous for this post. Now that I have went back and read what I wrote I believe I understand why Scooter’s situation is different than Coulter’s. Scooter didn’t call anyone an F 2.0. We must keep Scooter after all he only broke the law, Coulter broke the unwritten law, which of course is unforgivable.