Destroy All Humans But Save The Environment

Many people claim that aliens have visited earth. If you believe that THEY ARE HERE, then it is not much of a leap to believe that aliens have advanced technologies that could destroy and save our planet. Now since we are possibly stretching the boundaries of reality why not tear a bigger hole into the tinfoil hat continuum.
We know that if we believe Al Gore’s incoherent truth that our bodies will soon spontaneously combust because evil corporations in the pocket of Bushco are getting rich by pumping CO2 into the stratosphere then we also know that florescent light bulbs and hybrid cars can save the planet. The only thing stopping the environment from being a constant 70 degrees are those evil hate mongering conservatives. In fact they can stop the super heating of the earth if they want to, but they are hiding alien technology that can save the polar bears from drowning. How do I know Bush is hiding alien advancements, “because a former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change.”
“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation … that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen. (link)
Are you starting to understand why Rush Limbaugh calls them environmental wackos?
























