FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD? Cuba And Miami “ablaze with rumors”
The graphics department here at Passionate America has put together a conceptual photo of what Fidel Castro would look like if the rumors are true.
If Fidel Castro Is Dead This Is What It Would Look Like!

Castro Satan
More links about the possible death of Castro
- Drudge Report has linked to this story about the possible death of the Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro, “Cuba Foreign Minister Says Castro Health Rumors Untrue“
- Babalu Blog has been on the phone all night trying to verify that the rumors of Castro’s trip to hell, BREAKING: FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD.
If these rumors are true it is going to be one hell (pun intended) of a party in Miami over the next few weeks. Might be a good time to send about 10,000 troops to Cuba and claim our 51st state.
Satan, Castro, and Che Guevara have been friends for a while, let’s hope they are now hanging out permanently in the deep south.
Update: FIAR has Exclusive: Castro Interview. Bwahahahaha!

























RT
He’s missing the whole gnashing of teeth thing.
August 24th, 2007 at 11:35 pmRosemary
Stumbled.
I sure hope it’s true. Have you heard that Chavez is supposed to take over after idiot dies? Just another speculation, but I heard it. Have a wonderful day.
August 25th, 2007 at 12:26 pmFiar
He’s been dead for more than a year.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:45 pmShadowFox
There’s been waaay too many “Fidel is dead” rumors. Until I see the body buried, I won’t believe it.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:21 amWild Bill
RT, I’ll gnash his teeth!
Thanks for the stumble Rosemary you are a sweetheart!
FIAR, I updated the post with a link to your interview.
ShadowFox the commies will pretend he is alive for years. They still think socialism is viable!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:15 pmFiar
SF, I won’t believe he’s alive until I see live footage of it. I suppose you believe all the weekend at Bernie’s footage of bin Laden as well.
WB, that post was from August of 2006!
August 26th, 2007 at 4:20 pmBigMike
If he IS dead, why can I still not get a Cuban Cohiba at 7/11?
August 26th, 2007 at 5:46 pmWild Bill
Yeah that Cuban me and Big Mike smoked on the air was great.
August 27th, 2007 at 1:21 pmCommitted Communist
ok first of all: if that picture was made by an entire graphics department, than the people in that department must be severely retarted. i can do a better job on paint. in fact if i swallowed a chunk of barbed wire and shit blood on a picture of Castro, it would probably look more professional. second of all: Castro just made a puplic apearance like less than a week ago. that means hes not dead. third of all: Rosemary, Castro, or “idiot” as you call him, could outsmart you even if he was dead, and when Castro does die, he is being replaced by his brother, Raul Castro. Fiar, YOU ARE DUMB. Castro has definetly made public apearances within that “more than a year” that hes been “dead”, and yes there is footage of it. ShadowFox, i want to thank you. you actually use common sense rather than believing only what you want to hear. keep up the good work. Wild Bill, you are the perfect example of why the rest of the world hates americans. try doing some research next time you want to talk shit about Fidel Castro or anybody for that matter. i also would like to mention that if democracy is so much better than socialism, why does it rarely pull through in the rest of the world? and why is everyone still so terrified of communism? its not the 50s anymore.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:37 pmJan, a well aware Belgian
You should be ashamed of yourselves. How can you remain blind to all the damage capitalism has brought to you? The only ones that won’t suffer in the coming years are the rich and famous, the rest of us will grind their teeth in selfpity for not having listened to the socialists’ call for change. All over Europe the process of moving away from capitalism is slowly but steadily progressing. As long as you vote for candidates that find the American war industry more important that taking care for their own people, you will remain a pest. Cuba is an example of how to govern for the good of the people, learn from it. And look up your own info, stop believing CNN and other disinformation channels.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:08 amNORWAY!
Fidel Castro has done so many good things for the world. Just look at Cuba’s healthcare! Castro has also supplied the third world with good doctors and healthworkers. Long live Fidel Castro! Best reguards from Norway.
March 24th, 2008 at 4:55 pm