Global Warming Causing Trains To Run Over Your Children

I knew that evil rich people are trying to kill all the poor people and animals on earth with Global Climate Change. I knew that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb (with the help of the evil J. P. Morgan and the members of the Vanderbilt family) so that he could kill everyone by super heating the plant and turning earth into Water World. I even knew that GWB and Karl Rove used the secret Tesla weather machine to target black people in New Orleans with hurricane Katrina because “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” I have even read the reports about children having nightmares about Global Warming burning the flesh off their bones, polar bears are drowning, Global Warming deniers being the equivalent of Holocaust deniers, but I had no idea that Global Warming is causing trains to run over our children.

We have to stop Global Warming now before all the trains run over our children. We also need to stop Fmragtops and Ace, they want everyone to die also.

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