Is Wild Bill an F2.0?
An anonymous source reveals that Wild Bill will be dining at a FONDUE RESTAURANT tonight. In addition to this knowledge, he is reported to have actually called fondue a “manly meal” if it weren’t for the “little forks”. Pursuant to this revelation, I am hereby deducting two points from his conservative scale score, and revoking his man card. With that in mind, I will be taking suggestions as to how he may regain his card. A poll (which you, Bill, are NOT allowed to participate in) will be held shortly to decide which idea(s) “win”.
























