Microsoft Surface - Now That’s One Big Ass Table (video)

You have tons of money burning a hole in your pocket and for some unexplained reason that $2000 laptop you just bought seems cheap and antiquated. Time to spend some money and show your friends what a big shot you really are. Introducing the Microsoft Surface, the big ass table that will scream, “Hey look at me, I’m a big ass table!” From the people who brought you the blue screen of death, Microsoft brings you Surface the big ass blue screen table of death.

***Spew Alert - please swallow all drinks and put you trays in their upright position before watching this parody video!***

Oh my GAWD, I have to get one. How cool would it be to not have to actually pay attention to your date you can play with the table while she goes on and on. Blah blah blah…