Monetize Your Face - Useful Advice For Curtis Allgier
Curtis Allgier is a tattooed freak. Yesterday after seeing his mugshot I decided to give some advice to his parents on how they might avoid raising a Curtis Allgier. Today I have some advice for Curtis on how to turn lemons into lemonade. He has already made the extremely retard decision of tattooing his face and as I looked at his picture I thought if you are going to ink up your face why not make some money at the same time. Join me now in a facial tattoo review that I like to call Monetize your face - extreme makeover face edition.
Here is Curtis Allgier’s mugshot.
It obvious he has made some bad mistakes in his life like:
- Joining the Aryan Brotherhood
- Shaving his eyebrows
- Tattooing his entire body
- Tattooing his face
- Claiming Hitler is his hero
- and killing a cop
It is not really possible to make up for all the stupid mistakes Curtis has made, but he can make a few improvements. A Skinhead tattoo is not a really good idea for an alternative to eyebrows. In fact I would suggest a complete face amputation. I’m not really sure if his medical insurance would cover that so why not get some corporate sponsorship to help remove the racist Nazi tattoos and replace them with tattoos that can help him earn money to repay his debt to society and his victims. Monetize your face Curtis, here is what it might look like.
Now don’t get me wrong Curtis should get the death penalty if found guilty of the murder of the cop. I’m just suggesting his last years on earth could be better spent using his unique ignorance to pay his way with his last gasps of air. Monetizing your face is a great idea for any dumbass like Curtis that has decided to tattoo their face.
Update:
Sister Of Curtis Allgier, Melissa Keith Emails Passionate America
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FIAR
I was going to request an ad, but there’s already one for “War for Oil,” so I guess I’m all set.
June 26th, 2007 at 8:20 pmLummpy
Well I have to say it, and I thought I looked bad in orange. Now that is pushing awaste of good INK.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:36 amCindy
Why not just tattoo his whole face green, split his tongue and he can go into competition with “Lizard Man”
June 27th, 2007 at 7:06 amJacob Goldstein
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September 23rd, 2007 at 5:15 amAlex
He is a cop killing scumbag. Hope he rots forever.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:31 pmhis friend
I dont agree with what he did. That was pretty shitty. But he is very smart and a good person. I still talk to him and always will. EVERYONE makes mistakes. Some worse than some. Two sides to every story. Oh yeah… Its HIS body so he can do what he wants to it. Funny how ppl judge and talk sh*t about other ppl when they dont know them… Kinda sad.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:14 pmalex
Good go hang out with your cop killer freak buddy. he will rot in jail. have a tea party with each other. go visit the killed cops kids while you are at it.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pmdavitt
Mate, good work. Im with you all the way! Face amputation? HELL YES! If I was able I would buy you a beer………
Dav, Queensland Australia.
February 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pmTeala
I like the tatts a lot im wit Davitt ill get you a beer man hell yea…..
February 20th, 2008 at 3:19 pmjanelle
ok, as far as im concerned the haters need to back off, cuz i agree with someone of the people on here, its a free world he can tat what he wants and as far as the tats, it has noting to do with the crime so keep it seperate! just because he feels to express himself on him self dont mean hes a bad person, just means he knows who he is and what hes about! he knows what he believes in and what he dont like, so if yr gonna judge him by being different then judge yr self because no one person is the same! kk get got it good
February 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pmrach
there are always two sides to each story..
kid must of had a hard life or summat..
please, do not say you hope he rots, your just stooping down to the worst level he was ever in his life…
wat if you hurt someone and they say they hope you rot in hell for all eternity….
he never did anything to you
and if usa claim themselves a chritstian country, please, do not humiliate people or do that annoying condemation shit, YOUR NOT GOD…
you have to love them for watever they did..
jesus didnt come for the already rich and healthy religious fucks,
he came for the sick, the dying, the criminals….
im not saying to set him free or watever…
wat he did was wrong but it doesnt give you the right to condem him with your nasty words
i am ashamed
alex, you said cop killing scumbag…
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 amsomeone else wrote jew scum [put in graveyard thing]
your both doing the same exact thing…
garghhhhhhhh
it gets me so annoyed!!!!!
learn to get to fully know the person/band/music/artwork before you go and shoot your fiery and hurtfull words
Alex
Dear Rach,
When you move out of your parents house and get into the real world your naivete will get you hurt or seriously screwed over but you will learn. Spread the love and understand “feelings” thing will wear thin but by the time you realize this it will be too late. Funny about you teaching about Jesus and putting fuck in the same sentence though. That was some good comedy. Now run along and check your facebook to see if you have new friends or take the trash out for your dad and ask him what he thinks. He knows more than you.
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:03 pm