If you are not happy slug yourself in the genitalia. This won’t make you happier, but you will realize you were happier before you hit yourself in the beans. Sorry about the lack of posting recently. Sometimes you need a metaphoric punch in the sack to get you going.

There is an epidemic of idiots in the world. How do I know this? What is my proof? Go into your bathroom or almost any public restroom, and what do you find? Toilets that have not been flushed! I just had to do something about this rampant stupidity, so I present to you the Idiot [...]