Terrorists Win The US Election!
The American people sent dictators, terrorists, and the rest of our enemies a loud message last night, “You Win!!!” Nancy Pelosi said in a statement late last night: (from My Way News)
“Today we have made history,” she said, “now let us make progress.”
Progress toward pulling out of Iraq that is. And why not? We keep hearing Iraq is so unpopular, Bush is unpopular, I guess victory and living are unpopular too.”
Today the American people voted for change and they voted for Democrats to take their country in a new direction, and that is exactly what we intend to do,” Pelosi, who won an 11th term, told several hundred people celebrating in a Washington hotel ballroom.
A grandmother five times over, Pelosi vowed to restore integrity, civility and honesty to Capitol Hill and said: “Democrats promise to work together in a bipartisan way for all Americans.”
As her remarks ended, U2’s “Beautiful Day” blared and red, white and blue confetti drifted from above.
“You have given us a chance to turn this country around, and we’ll give you the government that no longer lets you down.” Rep. Rahm Emanuel, the head of the Democrats’ House campaign, told the crowd.
New direction, new direction, which way would that be; away from a victory against terrorists, down from a great economy, right out of Iraq, left to socialism, up to lala land? At least they promised to give us a government that no longer lets us down. That’s what socialists do they give you stuff, problem is they have to get the stuff they give you from someone, and that someone is you. As far as let us down, that’s already happened so I guess the idiots that voted the Democrats in last night don’t think we can go down anymore. WRONG!
At least we won’t have to worry about our boys dying in Iraq much longer. The Democrats will do everything they can to bring them home so they can die here. Enjoy the next two years America, you asked for it.
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Cody
Bye bye Donald Rumsfield!
You see the live Bush conference, he sounds pretty pissed off about the results.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:10 pmCody
By the way, it is Wednesday, I will be trying to call in tonight to discuss the election outcome.
I know you, and other republicans aren’t too happy with the results, but you did say it would be a gloat show, and I don’t want to gloat.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:13 pmWild Bill
I want you to gloat Cody, you and your party deserve it. I’ll make sure to play your gloating comments back to you while your hands are tied and a terrorist is screeching “Allah Akbar” behind you right before he cuts your head off. But that won’t happen all we have to do is pull out of Iraq , the middle east, and the terrorists will leave us alone.
Thank God we are getting rid of Donald Rumsfield, how the hell were we supposed to lose with Rumsfield always trying to win? We need someone like Gandhi to defeat the terrorists. They will put all of their weapons down if Gandhi goes on another hunger strike.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:52 pmCody
Bush said Donald was a great leader for change, but that his new pick will be great for where the country is headed.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:23 pmWild Bill
Put in the second string! And where do you think the country is headed Cody?
November 8th, 2006 at 1:40 pmCody
I think we’re taking a positive direction. Rumsfield and Bush decided it’d be best, so Bush nominated Gates.
I know this is an upset for Republicans, but don’t count all your chickens before they hatch, we’re not exactly sure where this is going to head.
The biggest victory for the American citizens is now we have the political affiliations that’re going to try to make themselves look better for the next presidential election in 2008 - so while they’re being assholes to each other using the “checks and balances”, they won’t do something TOO incredibly stupid to fuck themselves out of a chance in 2008 to restore/remain power.
We’re headed back to the system I like:
“No Mr. President, we don’t think that’s a good idea.”
Rather than…
“Huh? Uh… Yeah, sure… whatever, we’ll vote yes Mr. President.”
It isn’t going to shut him down 24/7, it’s just not going to let him run free… checks and balances is wonderful.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:57 pmWild Bill
Checks and balances are great and so are conversions and burkas.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:09 pmWoody
Why does Pelosi often mention that she’s a grandmother? Does that give her special wisdom or insight into national and international affairs. Hey, I’m an uncle! Make me Speaker of the House.
November 8th, 2006 at 5:10 pmWild Bill
Because it makes her sound more like a human instead of the witch from hell that she is.
November 8th, 2006 at 8:30 pmEl Presidente
HAHA, Mike. Your half-assed attemmpt at sarcasm has failed you like your canadian-viagra. Take your Eeyore bitching and go to Iraq yourself, and beware that Milton Bradley may sue you for copyright infringement you cluemonger!
November 9th, 2006 at 12:12 am