This Story Is So Gay

I bumped my head today on a kitchen cabinet door that someone left open. As I was laying on the kitchen floor seeing stars I heard a shrill slightly incoherent voice that sounded like it was coming from the basement I don’t have. I tried to write exactly what I remember the rambling voice saying:

Hey Mitt Romney “Do you have 10 moms?” Just asking. I heard you were a Mormon, and because you are a Mormon we can say anything we want about you because you are a white conservative that believes in God. Don’t get angry Mitt, I know you are a racist, bigoted, homophobe, because the left says all you religious zealots are queer haters. Since you are not as smart as libtards, you are not even aware of the gay hatred that bubbles in your black oily heart. Oh I know what you are thinking Mitt you want to strike back at me and say something like ‘That’s so gay’, and then we will destroy your culture of corruption. So say it Mitt and your presidential aspirations will be over.

We moonbats have an entire list of words and phrases that you are not allowed to say. We don’t even have to tell you what those words and phrases are, we’ll make them up as we go. Asking a Mormon if they have 10 moms is just free speech, however respond to someone asking you if you have 10 moms by saying, ‘That’s so gay’ and we’ll charge you with hate speech just like Rebekah Rice. Yeah we taught her a lesson, if you are a white conservative keep your damn mouth shut or we will teach you a lesson too. You probably believe you have freedom of speech. Bwahahahahaha… We made sure the freedom to be offended trumps that.

Are you confused? We have you right where we want you.

My head really hurts, besides the fact that I have a lump straight out of a Warner Brothers cartoon, I had to listen to the insane ramblings of a tinfoil non-reality based troll spew his bed wetting diatribe into my brain. That’s so gay!

Oh no I said it. Why am I so hateful?