Valerie Plame Sues Her Husband Joe Wilson

Jul 13 3:14 PM US/Central

by Bill Kerr
Passionate America News Inventor

Moore, OK

The CIA officer whose identity was leaked to reporters sued her husband Joseph Wilson on Thursday, accusing him of conspiring to destroy her career.

In a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court, Valerie Plame accused her husband, Joseph Wilson, a former U.S. ambassador, of revealing Plame’s CIA identity in ‘Who’s Who in America’.

“This lawsuit concerns the intentional and malicious exposure by Mr. Wilson of … (Plame), whose job it was to gather intelligence to make the nation safer, cook and clean for her Moonbat husband, and wash Mr. Wilson’s dirty underwear,” the Wilsons’ lawyers said in the lawsuit.

Mrs. Plame (who does not share the same last name as her husband because she hates him) said, “I was going to sue Bush, Cheney, Rove and I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, but Bob Novak screwed that up by finally uncovering that it was my own husband that blew my cover.”

Plame is also expected to sue herself next week for blowing her own cover when she got drunk, showed her boobies on an Old Ladies Gone Wild, and shouted, “I am a CIA spy” in front of a night clubs filled with transgender Democrat lobbyists.