Vice President Dick Cheney (Darth Cheney) Fails To Make The Death Star Fully Operational
Darth Cheney had 2 hours today to make the Death Star fully operational and he blew it (and not with a shotgun.) Darth Cheney assumed command of the Galactic Empire briefly while Bush The Chimperor was having his dark side examined. It was believed that R2D2 foiled Darth Cheney’s evil plans by disguising himself as a mailbox and sneaked on board the Death Star.
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Lummpy
Alright Bill , there is still time for Darth Cheney, to fire the main weapon. And take out the New Republic.
July 21st, 2007 at 9:01 pmRT
The press was certainly in a tizzy wasn’t it? What did they think he’d do?
July 21st, 2007 at 10:14 pmRoy
Darnit. And this was our chance to finally rid ourselves of all things liberal.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:10 amWild Bill
Some people just had a melt down about this. Why? Not even Darth Vader could destroy the galaxy in 2 hours.
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:06 amRoy
Yeah, but Darth never had Haliburton….
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 pmWild Bill
No he had the force which is more powerful.
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:29 pmBigMike
“…well the force, thats just a bacterial infection in your blood called mediclorine…”
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 pmall hail Darth Cheney, Robot Chicken Supreme