Violation Of WANKER #16 Lands My Best Friend In Jail
I love my buddy Lummpy (not in a Brokeback sort of way), I love him like a brother. He has spent countless hours on my couch asking me for advice and just hanging out. I don’t know how many times I explained to him WANKER #16 (somewhere around 50 times).
WANKER #16: Don’t date or fall in love with a stripper. Strippers have something wrong with their minds, if that was not true they would not be strippers.
Right now Lummpy is getting a real life lesson on why rule #16 is not to be taken lightly.
Well at least he can say he’s been in the newspaper.
A man accused of abusing his [stripper] girlfriend’s three children was arrested Wednesday on child abuse complaints, an Oklahoma County sheriff’s deputy said.
[Lummpy], 35, was arrested Wednesday…on three complaints of child abuse. He was being held in the Oklahoma County jail in lieu of $30,000 bail. (link, registration required)
If I had $3,000 and $27,000 in collateral I would bail him out. This calls for review of WANKER #4.
WANKER #4: You must save money for emergencies. You never know when your stripper girlfriend will go crazy and have you arrested on false charges. Having an emergency fund can save your ass in more ways than one.
Big Mike and I will talk about this on The Passionate America Show podcast tonight, also we will be going over a few more rules you should follow that can save your life.
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Jeff
I’m sure Lummpy will appreciate the extra exposure of you posting his mugshot on the internet. That’s what friends are for. Amen to Wanker #16.
April 14th, 2007 at 8:04 pmFIAR
Jeff, Did you consider that the situation Lummpy is in is entirely of his own making, and a bit of shaming may be called for?
April 16th, 2007 at 12:16 pmCody
Sad part is, we TRIED to help him.
He lost his job due to her, now he lost his civil rights due to her.
I was working the day it happened, and got a couple phone calls about him being on the news… the owner of the hotel even admitted to not believing it was something he could’ve done, that it was his crazy girlfriend.
I tried personally, as well as another guy that worked with Mike DAILY, to get him to leave her alone. The other guy, BANNED Mike from mentioning her ever again.
She robbed him of all his money, and eventually it wasn’t about “little Mikey” anymore, it was about her kids.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:38 amWild Bill
Yeah Cody he is my best friend, but I have never been one to bite my tongue. He losses his mind when he gets in a relationship. I hate to say it, but this is the truth and he can hate me until the day I die, Lummpy needs to be in a mental hospital and needs to learn how to think rationally in relationships. Each of his last relationships has been with totally insane psycho bitches, but it is still his responsibility to judge the situation, think rationally, and get himself away from the mentally disturbed women before he goes mental.
He thought he had lost it all when he got a divorce, now he is in jail (we went to visit him yesterday) he said to us he thought he was losing his mind. At least being in jail he has had the time to realize he is losing his mind. I want him out of jail, however I am not sure if anything will change with Lummpy until he hits rock bottom.
April 19th, 2007 at 7:44 amCody
He’s been having problems seperating fiction from reality lately, and playing the blame game at work.
It ultimately got him fired.
Sad part is, he blames me… when I had no say in any of it.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pmKristen
If ya’ll was a so called friend of my uncle mikes’ then ya’ll wouldn’t be posting his mugshots or even his business on your stupid website. And just because he’s making a few mistakes doesn’t mean he’s mental. Ya’ll need to start acting like his friend instead of being a bunch of assholes!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:38 pm