Well, it seems that after all this time running the blog and over 6 months on W.A.R., Kender has discovered that Wild Bill is actually an illegal immigrant from Laos, and was picked up in a raid earlier today in southern California, Garden Grove to be exact.
Personally, the accent greatly impresses me, and Kender was impressed with his knowledge of Oklahoma, but after all, how much is there to know about Oklahoma.
Our current dilema is this. Should we (the other hosts, mostly Kender though), hire a lawyer to represent Bill (or whoever he really is) and try to keep him in the country, or should we stick to what we (and he) have been saying, and let him face the music as we advocate for all other illegal immigrants?
Rest assured, I will be following this closely and will update you as often as I am able to.
UPDATEIt seems that in addition to being an illegal immigrant, “Bill” is also a bigamist. You see, Kender originally received the report from “Bill’s” wife, but while on the air, a different woman called and told Kender she is “Bill’s” wife, and is also 9 1/2 months PREGNANT!
Keep watching for updates as we track this breaking news story!
UPDATEWell, after a call to I.C.E., Kender was able to find out that we cannot post bail and that Bill/Kahn will not be tried until the end of the month in San Diego. Keep watching for further updates!
UPDATE - BREAKING NEWS INFONot long after speaking to I.C.E. on the phone, Justin called and told us that he phoned one of his connections and found out that there apparently was a sting on some local laundry business on the west coast due to connection with asian gangs and money laundering for suspected terrorists. At this point, we are resigned to letting him face the music in court as we have not only been told that we cannot post bail, but also with the new information about the possible gang ties. More info to come.
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Tyler D
:alien: = Bill Lao?
January 13th, 2007 at 10:37 pmwitch
Bill = lier!
January 13th, 2007 at 10:43 pmphooy
Tyler D
:alien: = Kahn
I mean…
January 13th, 2007 at 11:15 pmBill's Wife Risa
I should have known after the first time we slept together and I asked if it was in and he said yeah. :getlost:
January 13th, 2007 at 11:59 pmSmokey
I know Fox, so disappointing and shocking, isn’t it? :ermm:
January 14th, 2007 at 2:22 pmLC JackBoot-Imperial Correspondent/Ambassador
Well the Emperor’s Flying Monkeys are airborne with mission orders to spring him from the hoosegow and deport him back to Asia.
That’s the GOOD part. The BAD part being they don’t currently have the range to make it in one hop and they tend to forget their cargo after union breaks.
I hope he likes coconuts, we could leave him a beach ball and magic-marker.
:devil:
JB-per order of his Vileness Darth Misha I……
January 14th, 2007 at 3:29 pm